"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men. 

and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men. 

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Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

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I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

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what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

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”You’re so full of yourself,” he says.
Well, God forbid that I’m not full of someone else.
God forbid that I prefer to fill myself up
With myself
And not with other people.
God forbid that I feel more comfortable
See, my DNA is one-hundred percent me.
My organs are mine.
My heart is mine,
The blood that fills my veins is mine.
God forbid
That my love
Is mine too.

"You’re so big-headed," he says.
Well, what a shame.
What a shame that my hubris
Intimidates you to the point
That you’re even bothered.
What a shame that we live in a world
Where it’s so much better to be modest
or Humble
or Meek or Shy
or Self-Deprecating
Or Self-Destructive.

"You’re so self-centred," he says.
Well, that’s the worst trait on the list
Isn’t it?
To be your own Sun
And your own Planets,
Orbiting around yourself.
It’s such a shame that I’m not
Centred around anyone else,

Next time someone tells me
That I’m so full of myself,
I’ll just simply ask them,

“And who are you full of?

Full ~ W.J  (via cascadingletters)

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The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back. Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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